Church wisdom

• Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers
• It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one
• Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong
• Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set
• Peace starts with a smile
• A lot of church members are singing "Standing on the Promises" while they are just sitting on the premises
• We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers
• There's no real reason to change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?

From: Old Lutheran Humor